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exsquid
04-07-2011, 12:59 PM
A pregnant woman is driving down the street and gets into a fender bender, and is out cold for a week. When she awakens, she realizes that she is no longer pregnant.

What happened to my baby! she frantically asks the doctor.

Ma'am, you had twins! the doctor replies. A healthy boy and a girl. Your Uncle Jack came in and named them.

&quot:daydream:h no, the woman says. Not Uncle Jack! He's an idiot!

She asks the doctor, Well, what's the girl's name?

&quot:grin:enise.

Wow, the woman says, that's not such a bad name--I like it! What's the boy's name?

&quot:grin:enephew.

del
04-07-2011, 02:02 PM
lol lol lol :beerbuddy:

Toadman
04-07-2011, 02:21 PM
:shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: Not that's funny, I don't care who ya are !! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Dimeman
04-07-2011, 02:27 PM
<} <} <}

Carl in Louisiana
04-07-2011, 02:47 PM
<} rofl <} rofl thumbsup01

Jeff (or)
04-07-2011, 04:11 PM
YEP! :beerbuddy:

odave
04-08-2011, 06:22 PM
rofl rofl rofl :grin:

Carver
04-09-2011, 07:36 AM
:grin: :grin: :perfect10: :perfect10: :perfect10:
I've always liked uncle jack :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:

russellt
04-09-2011, 03:14 PM
hilarious

JTGOLD
04-12-2011, 08:02 AM
lol lol lol