Divorce !

[JTGOLD]

Why A Divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce?

She replied, About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.

No, he said, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, she responded.

I mean, he continued, What are your relations like?

I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents.

He said, &quot:grin:shocked04: you have a real grudge?

No, she replied, We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.

Please, he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.

Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?

Yes, she responded, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, Lady, why do you want a divorce?

&quot:daydream:h, I don't want a divorce, she replied. I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!

[BOWSER]

There is a certain amount of familiarity about this post ,i just can't put my finger on it,however i feel compelled to ask that this post be locked before there are a series of mass suicides or sudden mysterious deaths of men all over the country. :white:usaflag::

[aloldstuff]

Another of lifes observations put in a form that can explain most married relationships. Very good

[Toadman]

Nice !!! :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

[CyberSage]

however i feel compelled to ask that this post be locked...


I don't know how to lock a post? I have locked a gate before, but never a post? lol

[russellt]

sounds like i can relate to this . no doubt :yes: recently divorced and thrilled with it <:

[tanacat]

lol good one... esp the beat you up part rofl

[396nova]

As Larry the Cable guys says, now that`s funny!

[Civil War Nut]

Been there , done that , but want happen no more , Now after 11 years I am stuck with two black ones and there names are WHITES , best of all they got a ON , and OFF switch on them . Ha.