Old Goats

[JTGOLD]

SUNDAY
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!

[CODY]

Hehehe, I like it! Check this one out.

To help save the economy, the Government will announce
next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting
seniors (instead of illegal’s) in order to lower Social Security
and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember
how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you.

Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap ...
I'll see you on the bus!

[JTGOLD]

HAY thats a good one too.. lol lol

[firstring]

Those must have been mountain goats. One side short legs, the other side long legs.
(I've been on the bus once too many times)