Some things to think about

......why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.








.....why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a

diet

coke.






.....why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..






......why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.






..........why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..






.....why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.






EVER WONDER ...



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens


our skin?






Why can't

women

put on mascara with their mouth closed?






Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?







Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?






Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?






Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?






Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?






Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?






Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?






Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?






Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?






You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!






Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?







Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?










I like this one!!!


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?






If flying is so safe,


why do they call the airport the terminal?

rofl rofl rofl .......good ones Carl.....

Those are good. !!!! rofl

Reminds me of when I was in high school-- and I asked the English teacher... If fortification means large fort.....how come ratification doesn't mean large rat:huh: :dontknow:

I got sent to the principals office more than once.......... :behave: :behave:

very good. rofl rofl rofl

Thank you! rofl I needed a laugh. rofl

Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

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Originally Posted by CyberSage

Thank you! rofl I needed a laugh. rofl

Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

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Ohh that is a good one also rofl rofl rofl thumbsup01

thats funny guys ...... kind of like saying tiger woods drives well on the fairway but doesnt fair well on the driveway

lol rofl lol rofl lol rofl

lol :clapping: rofl Those were some pretty good ones!
Things that make you go hmmmm :thinkingabout: :confused: lol

hmmm LOL and why do they have brail pads on the drive up ATM machines :huh: