Woodie Diggit and the search to get hammered

From the land of the Bluenose.....this is the third installation of the Woodie Diggit trilogy with the first two; Woodie Diggit and the Gauntlet of Doom and Woodie Diggit and the Key to the Dragon's Chest now out in syndication (PM me if you want the link to these stories). In this saga Woodie faces the demons from within and being shunned by his love Ulikea Todig who has run off with another man.

Components: finds and eyeball finds while detecting
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Woodie Diggit and the Search to Get Hammered

A
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Woodie Diggit was feeling down in the dumps and out in the cold as Ulike Todig had left him for another man.
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Suffering from digging withdrawal Woodie turned to the only friend he knew and drowned all his sorrows almost everyday knowing that the wedding bells would never ring.
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Too boot Woodie had lost all pride and intestinal fortitude having failed on his last quest. That was it! Maybe a new quest is what he needed to restore his self worth. But to what end and to find what. Woodie thought long and hard hammering his brain which was still ringging loudly from last night's bout with the bottle. That's it he thought to himself I'll go to Britian to find Edward the Hammered who has been buried for over 600 years.

Woodie immediately packed his bags and headed to the garage to choose which
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Woodie arrived at the airport just in time to watch a
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Woodie quickly checked in his bags and headed to the
the boards to check his flight time with his old buds at S.O.C. (security operations center) and to view the cameras as those fellows that got off the helicopter tweaked his interest.
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They hadn't enetered the airport terminal so he felt more at ease as he entered the bar to have a drink
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and to do a bit of
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His numbers came in so he went to see an old flame, Jennifer who worked at the money exchange.
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Then threw
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gate #
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The transatlantic flight was uneventful but there was something in the back of his mind that
was bothering him. He quickly retrieved his carry on and searched the contents finding several
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Son of a
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With this out of the way he booted up his laptop and stuck the
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Landing in the UK at Gatewick Woodie's
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Woodie hailed a taxi to the Hilton and gave the driver some
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Next morning Woodie turned the
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Woodie arrived , drinks were drunk and money changed hands...lots of
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Woodie had the info on the legend of Edward and was soon on a field with two experienced treasure hunters. Not to blow his own
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Woodie got a tad frustrated at this mobile munure maker being underfoot and would loved to have stuck a
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First find of the day for WD was a crubbled up
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Woodie put on his
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Next target proved to be Woodies zodiac sign the pair of fish representing
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Undaunted Woodie continued digging with the next target putting a smile on his
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Thank God Woodie got his prize, or I would have headed to the pub myself lol But Woodie does partake in the spirits a bit much :huh: Great job on the adventure Leslie, and something tells me Woodie is gonna start adventuring again this year??

rofl lol Yeah, Woodie's bottle of 'spirits' is about twice as tall as he is rofl Too funny!!

Looks like your boy Woodie got hammered a few different ways.Cabin fever setting in me buoy.

This string is a great example of why it's so nice to have the new go down / go up buttons. Thanks, Admins!
Great finds, Les! :yes:

rofl Great story Leslie.... RickO

rofl