TEXTING for the Older crowd

[2Old]

Since more and more over 50's are texting and tweeting there
appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you
qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN, Grandchildren, extended family, & friends so they can understand your texts.

> ATD: At The Doctor's

> BFF: Best Friend Fainted

> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

> CBM: Covered By Medicare

> CGU: Can't get up

> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

> DWI: Driving While Incontinent

> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

> FYI: Found Your Insulin

> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

> GHA: Got Heartburn Again

> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

> LOL: Living On Lipitor

> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... & Can't Get Up

> TTYL: Talk To You Louder

> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

> WTP: Where's The Prunes?

> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

> GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[del]

lol lol

[odave]

rofl rofl rofl

[top pop top]

I needed a good laugh today rofl rofl lol

[Jeff (or)]

Very funny! rofl .................what's texting?

[JTGOLD]

OIRN=oh I remember now, 8/ 8/

[Toadman]

Nce !!! lol lol lol lol lol

[Carl in Louisiana]

ROFL....CGU rofl rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol

[Carver]

LOL!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!!

[russellt]

that is positively hilarious

[jkress]

lol rofl rofl rofl

Good stuff. thumbsup01

[MartinL]

I am surprised that CRS isn't in there. martin

[DaleGM]

I am surprised that CRS isn't in there. martin

whats CRS Martin.............

[del]

whats CRS Martin.............

i use to know that but now i can't remember *!#$

[coinnut]

I think it's Can't Remember Squat )(well.... all but the last word lol)