What are the membership levels?

[Cheap Thrills]

60,000 + "non-functioning member"

[Rogue Relic Hunter]

I think we need some additional membership levels. I of course have a few ideas.

5,000 posts = Distinguished Member
10,000 posts = Preeminent Member
20,000 posts = Transcendental Member
40,000 posts = Likely to be Divorced Member
50,000 posts = Needs an Intervention Member

likely to be divorced, hahahahahahah