Those who know me well will likely admit that I'm a dyed-in-the-wool techie. Heck, I've got just about every technical toy that comes along. My telescope automatically finds stars/planets; my cell phone will lock my house and turn on the lights; my miter saw has a laser guided blade; in the kitchen I have everything from common electronic thermometers to a laser heat sensor to measure the temp of the oil in my wok before I start to cook...and the list goes on.
Realistically, all those toys are pretty much of no real value to mankind. However, someone has finally invented the device to end all devices. Have you ever bought a hot dog and went over to the condiment section to add onions only to find that some jerk had put the plastic relish spoon in the onion tray and left it uncovered so the flies could lay their eggs?
Well, here's the answer...