A pregnant woman is driving down the street and gets into a fender bender, and is out cold for a week. When she awakens, she realizes that she is no longer pregnant.

What happened to my baby! she frantically asks the doctor.

Ma'am, you had twins! the doctor replies. A healthy boy and a girl. Your Uncle Jack came in and named them.

&quoth no, the woman says. Not Uncle Jack! He's an idiot!

She asks the doctor, Well, what's the girl's name?

&quotenise.

Wow, the woman says, that's not such a bad name--I like it! What's the boy's name?

&quotenephew.