Uncle Jack...lol

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A pregnant woman is driving down the street and gets into a fender bender, and is out cold for a week. When she awakens, she realizes that she is no longer pregnant.

What happened to my baby! she frantically asks the doctor.

Ma'am, you had twins! the doctor replies. A healthy boy and a girl. Your Uncle Jack came in and named them.

&quot:daydream:h no, the woman says. Not Uncle Jack! He's an idiot!

She asks the doctor, Well, what's the girl's name?

&quot:grin:enise.

Wow, the woman says, that's not such a bad name--I like it! What's the boy's name?

&quot:grin:enephew.
 
:shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: :shocked04: Not that's funny, I don't care who ya are !! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
 
:grin: :grin: :perfect10: :perfect10: :perfect10:
I've always liked uncle jack :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:
 

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